Cold Turkey

RULES

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Have Fun!

and here we go.....!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

“The Metal” (Tenacious D)

Um. Okay. I’m totally going to say that from now on.
“Are you okay, Melodye?” they’ll say.
“The Meeeeehtal, man,” I’ll reply.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

“Underneath the Sky” (Oasis)

This can totally work with the above answer.

Observe:
“Are you okay, Melodye?”
“I’m Underneath the Sky so I’m pretty The Metal today.”
See? It’s perfect.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

“Yeah!” (Usher)

I guess I’m tryin’ to get a little V-I cause on a one-to-ten he's a certified twenty…

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

“Mr. Blue” (Garth Brooks)

Very fitting. It would be even more fitting if it was “Ms. Blue” as I am, after all, a female.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

“I’m All Alone” (Spamalot)

Gah! I hope not!

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

“Surfin’ Safari” (Beach Boys)

I can’t swim, but okay. Surf’s up dude!

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

“Why Should I Be Sad” (Britney Spears)

I hope this doesn’t mean that my friends don’t think I have anything to be sad about.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

“Dinner is Served” (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest)

A hahahahahaha! Oh that is just PERFECT! LOL, it works on soooo many levels!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

“Like a Stone” (Audioslave)

Collecting rocks? Stoning someone? Getting stoned?

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

“Know Your Rights” (The Clash)

There is no LAW that 2 + 2 always has to equal 4, dang it! I know my rights! Good DAY sir!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

“Mickey” (Toni Basil)

I have no idea how this fits my best friends. I don’t get it. None of them are overly made-up 80s cheerleaders.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

“A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall” (Bob Dylan)

I don’t have the hardest life, but some parts have not exactly been the easiest. I have been known to slur my words in a Dylan-esque fashion, too, so I’ll give this the old two thumbs up.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

“Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” (The Beatles)

Does this mean I want to be an exhibitionist??? … Okay, I can dig it.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

“Dancing Queen” (Abba)

I don’t even have anything snappy to say to this. It’s too funny.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"Unintended" (Muse)

How awesome! I LOVE that song!!

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

“I Like That” (Houston)

Does that mean that people will like that I’m dead? Or does that mean that I’ll like that I’m dead? Or will it just be played to get a rockin’ dance party going? Because I’ll come back for that.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

“Do You Sleep” (Lisa Loeb)

I'm clapping right now. iTunes has hit it right on the head with this one: I do like a nice long nap.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

“Wrack My Brain” (Ringo Starr)

This is true: I’m deathly afraid of terrible disco songs by former Beatles. Get it away, get it away!
(Sorry Ringo. You’re still my favorite Beatle. But this song is truly, madly, deeply terrible.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

“Flaws and All” (Beyonce)

This one I have no arguments with. I AM a TOTAL biz in the morning. And during the day. And at night.

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

“Who Feels Love” (Oasis)

Who couldn’t use some lovin’??

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

“Enter the Circus” (Christina Aguilera)

It’s like iTunes…KNOWS me or something.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

“Cold Turkey” (John Lennon)

Rock on, brotha man.

(Once again, I take the easy way out and avoid doing a real blog.)